D-D-Dance Magic Dance!

Ya'll know him. Ya'll dance to his tunes. Ya'll know the goddamn sexgod*. Ya'll know David Bowie.
*Speaking in the context of 25 or so years ago when his penis still worked. Damn.

In the last few days I've developed a rather large Bowie Boner. That is, a Boner for some Bowie. I'm sure you're all familiar with this, so I will not go into further anatomical explaination as to how this is possible, what with that vagina going on and all.
But yeah, David Bowie 'sploshun. This all came about through Kitty and I watching us some Labyrinth. FUCK YES LABYRINTH. Ever since then, I swear I have not had any other song than Magic Dance run through my head.

So yeah, not all bad in the last few days.

Cant really think of anything else to post, so here's a character profile. Will put a Stephanie post up later.

Name: Christophe Dales

Age: 26

Occupation: Personal doctor

Residence: Live-in doctor at Macrombie’s Home for the Mentally Wrong

Patient: Stephanie Dowers

History: Christophe had always wanted to be a seeing-eye dog trainer. But when he met Miss Stephanie Dowers at age 16, he decided that it was to be his job to be her constant companion and personal doctor. He studied vigorously to make sure he got the grades that he needed to be able to become her carer, but always made time for the young girl, who had come to rely on her older friend. His parents deeply disapproved his relationship with Stephanie, which remained completely innocent, though did deepen to a near over-obsessive friendship. His parents were unable to understand his relationship with Stephanie and regularly abused him for having such a younger friend. Eventually he moved out of the house, unable to deal with his parent’s daily abuse anymore. He moved into a two room apartment with a classmate from the Uni he was attending. He talked almost continuously with Stephanie, either by text, phone or email and hardly slept due to his need to be in contact with her. He passed his courses with flying colours, but on the day of graduation, the one day that he was unable to be in contact with Stephanie, she had an ‘accident’. Soon after she was moved to Macrombie’s Home for the Mentally Wrong, where she was unable to talk to Christophe at all, which rapidly worsened her mental condition. Stephanie’s distraught parents begged him to apply at Macrombie’s, as she had become a danger to herself and the public and wasn’t permitted visitors. Christophe applied for the position of her personal doctor and carer, and was gladly accepted by the staff who were baffled by the girl’s behaviour. At 26 years old, Christophe became Stephanie’s permanent personal doctor and companion. The two were soon reunited much to each other’s joy, but due to the time they spent separated her mental condition was nowhere near the state it had once been. The two now reside together within the walls of Macrombie’s Home for the Mentally Wrong, Stephanie under Christophe’s careful and loving watch.

Points to whoever gets where Mentally Wrong is from