Pokepasta.

If there is one thing on the internet that I cannot stand, it's the dicks that don't know how to spell. There in an ENTIRE KEYBOARD right there at your disposal. USE IT.

The other thing that gets to me is WHEN PEOPLE FIND THE NEED TO CAPS EVERYTHING. Now as we all know, I use capslock for works when I want to emphasise them if I can't be bothered using something more subtle, such as italics. Or I am praising the awesomeness that is Team Penny. But when people USE CAPSLOCK FOR BASIC SENTENCES just because they do, I tend to automatically imagine them yelling. So reading things in all caps really does irritate me.

But when people make a combination of these two, such as in the following conversation held between one of my friend's sisters, Miss Cat and myself, I cannot help but openly laugh. Loudly.

A good friend of mine posted saying that she hates her knee. She's had a lot of problems with it recently so I went to ask if she was okay, and was suddenly visually assulted by the following:


WOT DO SIS? WAZ MUM N DADS 20TH ANNIVERSARY ON WEDNESDAY N WILLS BDAY YESERDAY N HAVE U SPOKE 2 AJ?




My eyes. Oh god.

I went to quickly mention that, y'know, ALL CAPS IS NOT NEEDED LIKE THIS. But Miss Cat had already beaten me to this point.

^how unnecessary.




Kitty, I was just about to comment on how painful it was to read. You beat me to it. xD
And what's happened to your knee now, sweety?


Friend: i dislocated my knee

HOW?




‎^you can turn caps lock off now.




WHO



You?




GET FUKED ILL WRITE 2 MY FUKIN SIS HOWEVA DA FUKED I WONT FRENCH SPANISH JANPENESE ETC RITE


Oh wow. I am so intimidated.




FUK OFF CUNT



Behold, the wordsmith.




*likelikelikelikelike*

STEPH PULL YA STUPIT CUNT OF A MATE UP NOT IN DA FUKIN MOOD 4 STUPIT SKANKS


Yeah Steph, pull up ya stupit cunt of a mate. Also 'stupit' is the irony of the day.

Yes, I can tell.




At this point I was allerted to this trollolololing.


‎....Instead of screaming at a complete stranger over facebook because they are obviously more literate than you, you who is supposed to be like 24, you could maybe leave if you're not in the mood for 'stupit skanks.' BTW, the irony of 'stu...pit' is awesome.
I'm going to go feed my fish now.


Also, being literate is not French, Spanish nor 'Japenese'. Derp.



Yeah, that part confused me too.




Now, prepare yourselves. You might just piss yourself laughing here.

FUK U MOLES IM TRYIN 2 FUKIN TALK 2 MY LIL SISTER WITOUT HOES BUTTIN IN N TRYIN 2 B ALL HARD U 2 NEED 2 GROW DA FUK UP N MIND YA OWN FUKIN BUSINESS(N STAY DA FUK OUT MY PROFILE )

Seriously. What?

You're just making yourself into copypasta. I mean, this IS a public forum, and we're not swearing at you, so...



‎.....I am also trying to talk to Steph. I care about her too. You DONT NEED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS was the point we were making. It's unnecessary and irriating. Way to freak out at a bunch of people 7 years younger than you for being able to writing properly.
Also make me stay off your profile. Block me, please do. I already have this whole conversation writen down to show my friends how much of an illiterate angry person you are (and no, that's not an insult).


hahaha real mature aii who cares wot da fuk i write in its your business coz? nar it aint so FUK OFF


Of those 22 words, only half are actually, you know, words.




You're on a public forum. It kind of is if you're spamming up my inbox. Also 'fuk' has an extra 'c' in it, because you seem to not know. Either that or you're too lazy to type one extra character.
Also this conversation has been featured in my blog.

With just the "k", you're not just being vulgar, you're being boarderline retarded.




hahahaha blah blah blah blah



See, laughing at you is what we've been doing this whole time. Nice one. :)



And none of those were words! Really, now you're just deteriorating to poo-flinging. Look, Heather! Proof of evolution!



At this point she seemed to leave. Either that or she's concocting a really NASTY 'fuk u' paragraph.

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Trollololololololololol.
Seriously. I hate people that dont know how to eengleeash.