Heffer's Day in a Poke-Summary.

First of all:

I recently found out that I have a really low tolerance for the pills I'm currently on. Because of this, for some reason or other, my sense of balance has completely gone. I literally can not walk in a straight line for any amount of time. It's rather irritating. I haven't been able to attend school because I kept falling over and hitting my head on things, so I've been at home for about two weeks. Today for the first time in quite a while I actually went outside. Unfortunatly, it was just to my mother's work because I can't be home alone and she can't take any more time off work to make sure I dont hit my head on a brick that is somehow in my room, which is where I would be. So off I wobbled to have a day at a legal office.

HOWEVER

occured. Aka, miss anonymousgothcat and my boyfriendwolf who is too much of a square to join blogger (that's right, Eddoodle, YOU). Optus did something right for a change and gave me an awesome deal, so I have unlimited texts to these fine furs, and made much use of them.
And then I leveled my Pokemon. And leveled. And leveled. And listened to some Cradle of Filth and had some coffee and leveled.
So pretty soon I had me a wicked team of Maquire, the lvl 51 Typhlosion, Roro?! the lvl 52 Lucario, Violet the lvl 48 Eevee who just didn't want to evolve into Umbreon even though he was fucking ESTATIC, Meister the lvl 50 Lugia, Chucky the lvl 50 Ampharos and Cherry the lvl 50 Starmie.

TEAM PENNY FOR THE FUCKING WIN

And even if it makes me a bad trainer, I wont deny, Roro?! is my favorite. x3 He was given to me as an egg from anonymousgothcat and I raised him good and proper (in the daycare up til lvl 30 or so). I love him so hard.

The thing about fighting/steel types is...

they can look like a whole bunch of fucking HARDCORE. And are. Also just generally awesome to adventure with.

So eventually, I got up the balls to challenge the Elite Four, a task that has daunted me since I first got my DS. Dominating throughout the battles that blocked my way to my destiny, I was momentarily shocked at the appearance of ASSFACE, my rival.

What an assface.

Then I remembered.

TEAM PENNY FOR THE FUCKING WIN

You USE Curse, you fucking Haunter. I dont even care.
And I fucking DOMINATED his ass.

AND THEN

I was liek

HEY WILL, GET YO' ASS OVER HERE




Welcome to the Elite four-

















*ded*






This process was pretty much repeated up til Lance.
Fuck.
Lance.
Damn he's good.

DO ME

But I eventually got there.


...

SO FUCKING PROUD 8DDD
TEAM PENNY FOR THE FUCKING WIN

Then I went home and saw that Kitty'd blogged, and then remembered *I* had a blog, and thought that I should probably actually *post* something on that blog.

So.

Here we are.

My day.

I'm still dizzy and vomit-feeling, but I beat the Elite Four.

And now I have a boyfriendwolf and a cat to find.

Do excuse me.
<3